Breaking the Seals of Mass Destruction.

international | sci-tech | other press Wednesday August 10, 2005 15:33 by o!

Mr Bush is uneasy, Iran has only twice taken the headlines from him since he got the job of the great white chief of the USA.

You remember, there were two earthquakes in Bam a little more than a year apart when he went on holidays.

Breaking The Seals Of Mass Destruction: Image - dervishes camped outside isfahan in May or June of 1909

He's on holidays again, and those Iranians have broken the seals.
& we are all very worried.
Its a serious business breaking the seals, and would most probably have called for a pair of scissors at least.
meanwhile, mr rumsfeld has announced that Iranians have been supplying the insurgency with better quality explosives than they used to have.
he's very upset.

here's a wonderful site on the history of Iran with many pictures of all those people you never learnt about, maps, and links to tippy toppy modern iranian interest stuff. But note, nothing is updated after 2002.

Iran used to be called Persia.
Iran is muslim.
There aren't many south american revolutionaries in Iran.
The photo you'll see later on telly is of the Khaju bridge in Isfahan where the Iranians broke the seals.
Its a really pretty town, its got a really pretty really old mosque because they were muslim then too and serious about it.
Iran doesn't like Israel.
Iran didn't like Iraq.
Iran used to buy a lot of beef from Ireland.

here's some photos:-
http://www.dejkam.com/iran/isfahan/

here's the Isfahan University of technology:-
http://www.iut.ac.ir/

its very beautiful, the city where the iranians (muslims) broke the seals is a listed UN world heritage site.
you can watch a video by clicking on illustrations in the wikipedia article.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isfahan_%28city%29

here's the city council site
http://www2.isfahan.ir/fa/

and if you check their foreign press desk, you will see that the proud descendents of those dervishes who brought the light of the Mevlana from Anatolia to Persia with no uncertain yearning for constitutionalism and devotion to learning
have recorded excessive Irish interest in the

BREAKING OF THE SEALS.

http://home.eircom.net/content/reuters/worldnews/6104430?view=Eircomnet
http://www.thepost.ie/breakingnews/breaking_story.asp?j=187881120&p=y8788y99z&n=187881998

By the way you too can play IAEA inspector.
Ask your flatmates opr neighbours to seal the fridge with a 2euro coin and some wax and pretty ribbon.

Now phone up the local jehova witnesses and tell them you're going to break the seals just like in the bible because you're hungry and intent on making an omlette.